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Comedy Central
Jan 14, 2013 6:55pm PST
to look out for the children. so tonight, i'm proud to launch a new campaign to educate the kids on the dangers of wheat. move over mcgruff the crime dog! it's time for "mcgnaw the gluten-free beaver." [cheers and applause] hi, mcgnaw! >> hey, stephen! hey, kids! [cheers and applause] >> stephen: mcgnaw, i understand you've got an important message for today's youth. >> yeah! kids, stay away from wheat if you want to grow up big and strong like your old pal, mcgnaw! yom yom yom! >> stephen: now what if someone tries to offer them wheat, mcgnaw? >> well, just say "gnaw"! then tell someone you trust, like a parent, or a teacher -- or a beaver! [ laughter ] >> stephen: great advice. so what "should" kids eat? >> well, instead of wheat, you can eat healthy things like fruits or vegetables or wood! [ laughter ] >> stephen: that's right, kids. wait, what was that last one? >> wood! yom yom yom! [ laughter ] >> stephen: okay, um, mcgnaw, i'm not entirely sure eating wood is good idea. [ laughter ] >> no, stephen-- it's a great idea! leaf it to beaver-- it's incredi-bark-able! laugh -- [
Comedy Central
Jan 17, 2013 11:30pm PST
are one of these east coast ivy league liberal educators, right? you teach at yale. >> guilty as charged. >> stephen: okay. all right. you have yourself a new book here called "america's unwritten constitution: the precedent and principles we live by." what do you mean unwritten constitution. the criewtion is a -- constitution say document, the words of which we live by. how can we live by an unwritten one? >> well, i have it here. >> jon: the constitution. there, yes -- >> stephen: the constitution, yes i'm familiar. it's a written constitution, okay? >> you believe in stuff that is not quite there that you think completes it. >> stephen: if it's not in here, go to hell. >> how about limited government. >> stephen: of course limited government. >> it doesn't say that. >> stephen: it's limited by what is in here. it is a limitation check mate. keep going. >> in order to understand the words of document we also have to understand the spirit and that's part of the unwritten constitution. i'm with you. i don't want us to lose the virtues of a written constitution. >> stephen: you just lost
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